The Cheese Stands Alone

 Tu 5/26/26 635am {1/2- 'Extreme Chill' 150 mg: 75 mg total}. 640am (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 730am (4-B: Green Crack). 840am (5-B: 5/ Cat Piss). 1230pm (GB: Cat Piss). 215pm (4-B: Green Crack). 435pm (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 535pm (GB: 5/ Cat Piss). 830pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack). Up 550am: Partly cloudy with temps just over 80. Watched 'BARBER' (Kanopy). A private investigator from Dublin, Ireland is hired to find a 20 year old missing girl. It's the standard 'PI-Missing Person' genre plotline, but what makes it different is that it's a pro-gay movie and Val Barber is bisexual and no shame is attached. He has an affair with a man and a woman. However, the 'Big Reveal' is that the grandmother was really helping her granddaughter (who wasn't missing) to expose a high ranking official who was sexually abusing young girls (masturbating in front of them). Grandma & 'the missing girl' were using Barber to flush out more victims of the sexual predator....

 Mo 5/25/26- Mowed Lawn 630am {1/2 VIIA 'Day Drift' 100 mg Sativa- orange: 50 mg total}. 635am (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 720am (4-B: Green Crack). 915am (5-B: Cat Piss). 305pm (5-B: Cat Piss). 535pm (GB: Green Crack). 830pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack).  Up 530am: Bright & sunny with temps just over 80.  Bought laxative and a 'duster handle' from Amazon: $25 Watched 'MY DEAREST ASSASSIN' (Netflix). Another head scratcher. The film has something to do with a girl who has 'the world's rarest blood type'. She is kidnapped by a man who runs a martial arts studio? This man has a son with the same rare blood type and he needs 'extra' blood for the boy??? His son and the girl become romantically involved. I didn't get any of this, and the violence was so cartoonish that it was more like watching a bad video game. This is from the title page at IMDB- "Hunted for her rare blood type, a caged woman vows to fight alongside the assassin she loves to protec...

 Su 5/24/26 7am {1/2 VIIA 'Day Drift' 100 mg...the last one: 50 mg total}. 745am (4-B: Green Crack). 10am (5-B: Green Crack). 1235pm (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 535pm (6-B: Green Crack). 830pm (GB: 5/ Green Crack). {50 mg of VIIA settled in nicely today!}  Up 530am: Light showers very early, then partly sunny with temps to 80. Weekly Cleaning Watched 'SHOOTER' (Hoopla). A retired sharpshooter is asked to plan an assassination because the government requires his expertise. Actually, it's a top secret government agency that's setting him up to be the patsy, but he escapes and goes on a rampage for 'Truth, Justice and The American Way Of Life'. He murders a United States senator at the end of the film and you feel like cheering. It's a very 'pro-conspiracy theory' film and unapologetic to the end; with Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena, Danny Glover, Elias Koteas, Levon Helm. "53" Metascore and I would go to "76". From 'WASHINGTON POST...

 Sa 5/23/26 710am (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 805am (4-B: Green Crack). 930am (5-B: Green Crack). 1210pm (GB: 5/Cat Piss). 145pm (3-B: Cat Piss). 425pm (GB: 4/ Cat Piss). 530pm (7-B: Cat Piss). 830pm (GB: 5/ Green Crack).  Up 625am: Mostly cloudy with temps to upper 70's. Watched 'TROPIC  THUNDER' (Kanopy). Absolutely hilarious. I had seen this one several years ago (released in 2008), and very well worth 'many looks again'; with Ben Stiller (director), Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Tobey Maguire, Danny McBride, Bill Hader, Nick Nolte, Tom Cruise, Mathew McConaughey, Jon Voight. Nominated for 1 Oscar; 10 wins & 47 nominations. "71" Metascore and I would go to "90".   Finished 'LEGENDS' (Netflix). The end credits inform us that the British Customs prevented tons of heroin from hitting the streets and they did it with very little training or government financing- Just like in the series. An extrem...

 Fr 5/22/26 615am (5-B: Cat Piss). 655am (5-B: Green Crack). 835am (GB: 6/ Green Crack).  1240pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack). 210pm (GB: 4/ Green Crack). 435pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack). 535pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack). 830pm (GB: 6/ Green Crack).  Up 530am: Cloudy & breezy with temps to about 70. Watched 'PREPARATIONS TO BE TOGETHER FOR AN UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME' (Hoopla). It's a very odd Hungarian Art Film. A female Hungarian brain surgeon practicing in the US and meets a fellow surgeon at a conference in New Jersey. They hook up and agree to meet in one month in Budapest. When they meet he claims that he doesn't know her. For most of the film you wonder if it actually happened, or if it was all in her imagination. In the end we learn that he was married with two daughters and he didn't want an affair to disrupt his life. He gives his lover an expensive speaker system (to make up for the misunderstanding?) and the movie ends as delivery men employ a crane to hoist a huge speak...

 Th 5/21/26 650am (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 725am (5-B: Green Crack). 910am (5-B: Green Crack). 1140am (GB: 6/ Cat Piss). 540pm (GB: 5/ Cat Piss). 830pm (GB: 5/ Green Crack).  Up 6am: Partly cloudy & breezy with temps to about 70.  Watched 'I SEE YOU' (Kanopy). A podcaster and her cameraman 'phrogg' at the upscale suburban home of a police detective, his wife and teenage son. The cop happens to be a serial kidnapper of young boys and the podcaster's cameraman is one of the boys who got away. It's an intricate and well told story and some of the details were familiar so I must have seen this one before; with Helen Hunt, Jon Tenney, Owen Teague (BLOODLINE). "65" Metascore and I would boost that to "84". From 'VARIETY'- "An eerie suspense exercise that starts out looking like a supernatural tale — one of several viewer presumptions this cleverly engineered narrative eventually pulls the rug out from under." Phrogging- the act of s...